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home-of-hip-hop:

home-of-hip-hop:

based on Stephen King books

4 classics 

*5, I’m tired 

(Source: mrsmerylstreep)

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de-preciated:

Steen-Creek-Muskeg0039 (by dristis-mudra)
Jackpot Ck, Steen Area, Northern Alberta, Canada 
Posted 22 hours ago
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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

image

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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jedavu:

Post-apocalyptic Tokyo by Tokyogenso

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dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

Next to oysters and chocolate, humor is nature’s true aphrodisiac

(Source: erospainter)

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And I learned ‘You deserve better’

was sometimes no more

than a synonym for ‘I don’t want to hurt you,

and I want you to be happy,

but I don’t love you anymore.

Beau Taplin, You Deserve Better (via larmoyante)
Posted 23 hours ago

edmbreeze:

darthmoonmoon:

peachgod:

shit’s about to go down in hundred acre woods

omg gw2 wtf

hahahaha

(Source: dreamsofthemist)